chumming

(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.

"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.

by TGDC November 25, 2007

Chum

Felatio from a toothless crack-whore.

I'm goin' downtown to get some chum.

by "old rubber" tyre April 01, 2004

Chumming

The act of going down on a woman while she is menstruating

After I finished chumming on this chick I looked like Bozo the clown

by teabagger2 July 13, 2005

fanboy and chum chum

the most fucking stupid show that nickelodian has squeezed out their ass yet. the characters look like pieces of shit that have been reanimated, and its crappy animation anyway. it is largely unfunny and very sad. this is by far one of the worst shows nickelodian has come up with yet, and i saw icarly. anyone who says this show is funny obviously has now idea what good humor is, and should have hot metal rods forced up their assholes until they come out their mouths.

is that hanna montana singing justin beiber's songs?
no, its fanboy and chum chum

by gordak1 June 04, 2010

Chummed

A more explosive and extreme cumshot

Bro I chummed all over her face, it was amazing

by ChummedOn May 05, 2017

chum

A reference to the menstrual discharge that a woman emits during her period. AKA Period blood

I was fucking this girl when she was on the rag the other night and when I pulled my dick out, it was covered in that nasty whore's chum.

by MochaUGA September 07, 2006

chumming

When you remove the bloody tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.

That was quite a chumming when Leslie was on her period, and I chummed that bus of Japanese tourists at Bonaroo.

by moxiecomedynyc.com May 06, 2009