An acoustic guitar with a naturally loud booming sound to it without the need to strum it with force.
Wow! You know I'm a Martin lover, but this Gibson is a chugger! This baby would be heard over any banjo in a Bluegrass band!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2022
Get the a chugger mug.It’s something that you or someone else would say when they are about to blow up someone’s 70 year old crippled Italian uncle (called “Tio” most of the time) with 5-20 pounds of C4 during a family reunion.
“I’m gonna chug this all on him” - is a kind of a sentence that automatically makes you a menace to the entirety of Italy.
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
Jack: Hey..
Sam: What?
Jack: I’m gonna chug this all on him! *throws 10 pounds of C4 at Tio and detonates it*
Sam: WAIT NO THATS MY TIO NOOOO!!!!
*A big boom happens, food, drinks and everything else literally flying across the rom like they’re possessed by Satan*
Wee-Man: *flies through the fucking air, penetrates 3 walls and lands head first in a toilet* OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAÁÃAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Tio: OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH (Ship horn sound effect played 5 times in a row) WHAT THE BARNACLES?!?!? *dies*
Jack: *hysterically laughing while holding a camera* Uncle exploded in 4K Ultra HD lol.
Sam: WHAT THE (ship horn sound effect) JACK THATS MY UNCLE!!! THAT IS WHY YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS!!! IM CALLING THE POLICE!
by GoofyAhhUncleTio May 22, 2022
Get the “I’m gonna chug this all on him” mug.Chalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the popular village meal – Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (don’t ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken lad’s copulating organ and fake perfume “Prada” bought from the popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the “Ilienci” mall.
The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer.
*Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least one fake golden tooth.
*The above definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer.
*Fans of that music are necessary to have the following items: WV Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers flat in Fakulteta and worn on the neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least one fake golden tooth.
*The above definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
She’s been chasing me, mother, she’s been chasing me.
She’s been loving me, mother, she’s been loving me.
Young bride, white, however naughty.
On the pylon she is very good.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Pupular Chalga song.
She’s been loving me, mother, she’s been loving me.
Young bride, white, however naughty.
On the pylon she is very good.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Pupular Chalga song.
by Gec October 10, 2007
Get the chalga mug.The act of slurping large amounts of male jizz from shot glasses while a room full of naked masked men continue with the refills.
Susan surveyed the scene. Her mother had told her to get out and meet men and stop being such a wallflower. She couldn't help feeling though that she had more than likely taken a wrong turn someplace as this wasn't what she hoped her life would be like. Still she would get her protein intake through all this cum chugging for the next decade so who's complaining?
by mammarylane December 18, 2015
Get the cum chugging mug.Chalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of Bulgaria. The main traits of the calga are the following:
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)
Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.
In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"
In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"
If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)
Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.
In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"
In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"
If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.
"Hey, CHALGAR smotan" - excuse me, sir, can I attract you attention to the following matter?
"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore
"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore
by Johny French April 8, 2005
Get the chalga mug.A word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense.
by Kea Van Embs April 8, 2010
Get the chalga mug.Any of several possible bodily orifices, most frequently the rectum, through which intoxicating substances are introduced for rapid, near-lethal, systemic absorption.
It was a chug hole massacre...XANS, flips, percs and a handle of Vodka all capped off with some DANK 420; rolled him out of the car in front of the ER when he stopped breathing and his eyes rolled back into his head...I think he swallowed his tongue.
by YAWA June 5, 2017
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