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Suck the chrome off a bumper

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.
Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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Chromebook

A little stupid computer that sucks and does not even work, macbooks are way better.
John: Chromebooks suck.
Kiki: Duh! Get a macbook.
by blxk10.08 November 3, 2019
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extra chromie

When you or someone else has an extra chromosome causing them to be retarded
Bro I think Melisa from the Voice has an extra chromie
by PPSOFTBrynanna May 16, 2019
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Chromeagnon

An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.
Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.
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Chloompy

Chloompy:

A useful term that indicates when something is nauseous in an unsatisfying, gross way. It’s pronounced CH-loooo-mpi like you’re trying to grab something with your mouth. Has a variety of appropriate usages.

Examples: Lumpy Challah with raisins. Macbeth test. Curry leaves. Cold, wet towel.
“I have sand stuck between my toes, it’s so chloompy.”
“That week-old cholent sitting in the fridge is chloompy. I think we should throw it out.”

“Having a full-day schedule on google classroom is so chloompy!”
by Wacky Challah December 31, 2020
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Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!
by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018
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