Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Christos

Christos is a Greek name. It represents a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent. He is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice. He also has a big dick, so he's going to steal your girl, your sister and your mother. Be aware!

My friend told me about a guy she wanted to meet. I don't like blind dates, but he turned out to be a Christos.

by TheChristos321 November 22, 2021

Christos

Christos is usually a tall guy,with a good style and he smells amazing.Christos most of the time is nonchalant but sometimes he can be really sweet.He also is very good with the girls and he treats them really cute.Usually girls with the name,Eleni have a crush on them…oh he also wouldn’t be afraid to meet your parents and has a dick the size of the eifell tower

Eleni:Omg! Look at him he is so sweet and he smells amazing
Her bsf:He must be a Christos, he has a huge dock as well

by Theyluvkio__ November 23, 2021

Christos

Peak female performance. The best of the best.

Damn, this guy really is a Christos type of person.

by Patrick Morrissey, son of the November 20, 2021

Christo

Christos are usually pretty chubby or petite and have huge booties and penises. Most Christie’s have double D BOOBS. The average christo also is madly in love with one piece and will suck luffys gum gum penis. Christos are usually seen in love with Ian’s or Meatballs

That’s christo over there with a fat booty at the one piece convention

by VeryMysteryManBalls November 23, 2021

Christos

A guy that is nice on the outside to lure girls in, but is actually a stubborn fuck that acts like a victim the second he rejects a girl that actually cares about him. Usually has brown hair, nice name. Has lots of friends, loud, likes apples

"Christos is over there"

"He thinks he's so hot"

by Bluudud2334 October 12, 2025

Christos

A person you is a good friend and will help you to find a place to do your ArtiosCAD construction.

Hey, Christos, where can I use ArtiosCAD ?
Christos: Hi, in room 100.

by DanTheDuck November 22, 2021