To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

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A beautiful girl that does not give a fuck anyone else's feeling. She gets emotionally attached to strange men. She is always happy. Evey guy loves a chrisiestina. Chrisiestina is the life of the party. Chrisiestina is like a big stuffed teddy bear. You'll never see chrisiestina sad or down because she does not give a shit about life.

Did you see chrisiestina last night she was bomb

by Sleeping powder July 27, 2015

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