white collar Chirpse

Attempting to have sex with a girl by giving her a generous amount of LinkedIn endorsements.

"Just gave Natalie 8 endorsements on LinkedIn, I'm on that white collar chirpse."

by LewisG August 18, 2014

chirpse

To flirt with someone

some guy off the train was chirpsin me the other day

by QueenB January 3, 2005

*crickets chirp*

Used to point out or emphasise silence. (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound. But you get it.)

The idea is that you can only hear crickets when there are no other sounds, such as conversation or laughter. Often used to denote the awkward pause after a bad joke.

Joe: What's the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Ted: *tiredly* I don't know, Joe. What is the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Joe: baDUM-ksh!

*crickets chirp*

Joe: ...Oh, come on. That was funny.

by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005

chompadompatorium

The perfect combination of the triple crossbuzz auditorium. That is to say, the perfect combination of a triple crossbuzz from nicotine, alcohol, and marijuana.

"Dude, after this bowl, I think I'll be in the chompadompatorium!"

by pbrittan March 13, 2008

Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.

John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.

by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009

chomp on

Eat or dine on. It is not necessarily an emphatic but sometimes used in situations where emphasis would otherwise be conveyed. 'On' is dropped when used intransitively.

Yo, I'm boutta chomp on this here deliceeus breakfast burrito.

Wait did you guys chomp it all up already?

by thiudans November 22, 2006

Rug Chomper

Lesbian muff action or fishing for carpet.

she's a rug chomper.

by MEESHEEE March 22, 2009