Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011

bust my chops

Bust means "punch" and chops means "mouth", so "to bust someone's chops" literally means to hit them in the mouth, but most of the time it means to give (someone) a hard time.

Don't bust my chops; I'm sick and tired of you calling me names.

by han meng July 14, 2008

pussy chops

Instead of a woman shaving everything except a landing strip, a woman shaves just a landing strip and leaves everything else...giving her pussy, chops.

This bitch was a Hardcore Biker, she even had those pussy chops!

by Chop'r June 8, 2010

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

Cheeky Chops

A noun usually referring to a cute little pudgy baby or toddler. Can be used for older people but is not very common.
Cheeky meaning impertinent, but in this case: delightfully sassy as some children are.
Chops referring to their cheeks or mouth area.

Person1: Isn't the baby so cute!
Person2: Yes, she's such a little cheeky chops!

*Baby crawls away*
Person1: Oy, cheeky chops, where are you off to?

Toddler: Did you bring me a present, Aunty B?
Person: Aren't you a little cheeky chops!

by Holkohol September 14, 2012

chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

by kai azad January 2, 2007