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cocoa chops

When your partner rims you and you leave them with anal discharge around their lips.
"Sorry love, I've given you cocoa chops. Go and clean up."
by Aussielon November 6, 2008
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mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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Colette Choisez

Colette Choisez:

Colette Choisez (born in Tournai, Belgium on 07 May 1958) is now an retired adult actress. Colette had a varied career prior to entering the pornographic industry. She started out as a fashion model and she appeared on the runways of Paris and Milan Bruxelles in her youth, before progressing to touring Europe with her own ensemble. She then moved into lingerie presentation and erotic dance shows, as well as running a popular peepshow in Kortijk.

Colette's initial career in hardcore pornography films was as a true artist for Belgian label X-Kiss, where she could also be seen in sex roles in the backgrounds of some of the productions. She was hired by DBM (Dolly Buster Media) with an exclusive contract at the age of 35 for her own-name label. The label was active between 1985 and 2002, during which time over a dozen titles were produced. Colette is multi-lingual (French and English), though her performances are mostly dubbed into English by other actresses.

While Colette Choisez primarily participated onscreen in oral and vaginal sex, interracial sex, mostly with younger men, public sex with partners many of her film appearances involved fisting of other female pornographic actresses. She was given the European pornographic industy's Venue award in 2002. Colette said to have retired from adult films in 2003 to return to Belgium.

From: "www.search.com/reference/Colette_Choisez"
Mrs Colette Choisez, slut secretary is a porn actress
by dometiek August 1, 2011
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chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
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Off Chops

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.
"look at Mitch he's off chops!"
by Dylan June 12, 2004
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Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.
I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!
by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010
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Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.
He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"
by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011
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