Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

choomie

Barack Obama - in reference to his Sr yearbook picture with rolling papers and shout out to his chooming friends.

Old choomie is blaming Bush again. What was he on about... Oh yeah, Bush's health care overhaul.

by wolfwood67 October 6, 2013

Chooftah

Slang; Cocaine

See also: that gak, beak, bash, yam, Colombian marching powder, etc.

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Got 11/10 ami ther n nice bit ov chooftah ther aswel txts only dnt call

by Big Flava October 15, 2019

Choofa

A person who feins the devils lettuce. Always says they are going to quit but get worse and worse. The smell of Choof almost brings them to tears.

Made famous by blokes such as Joshua Wirth, Ash Mack and Jorden Parfett - Oliver

“Oi Choofa I thought you said you were giving up the bongs”

by BigDickesMarabus June 18, 2020

choofta

Someone who vapes.

"Hey mate, have you seen Dennis." "Yeah mate he's having a vape." "What a bloody choofta."

by old mate@ July 22, 2021

choompa

Someone who is of the nastiest or most retarded

Look at Daniel shitting his pants, he's such a choompa

by ChoompaLover911 September 22, 2017

Coomfy

The definition of the word Coomfy is like comfy or comfortable except cooler :D.

I tried to get coomfy in the night but it was too hard.

by Person_1 August 6, 2018