old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

by Diego November 05, 2003

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Blue Chook

/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.

Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."

by garliccrusher July 07, 2021

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An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.

Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!

by Some wierd person September 21, 2015

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a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

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A fund-raising raffle in which the prize is a frozen chicken. Popular in Australia.

Hey! I won the chook raffle at the pub last night.

by Son of Cawdrey October 22, 2015

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i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks

by Megasaxon December 12, 2005

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The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

by Jethro.q September 15, 2008

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