by Ballsinurjaw June 15, 2022
Get the Homophobic dog mug.The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.
"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."
"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."
(Collective shiver)
by Cirdellin December 19, 2009
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A bisexual who doesn't understand monosexuality and bully homosexuals . Homophobic bisexuals think the bisexual kelsey scale ranges from straight to gay which doesn't make sense for homosexuals and heterosexuals.
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1. Afraid of time. Scared to think of future changes and eventual death that awaits us all.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
1. I took a sledgehammer to my clock because I'm chronophobic
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
by G3CKO December 26, 2011
Get the chronophobic mug.When the most homophobic person you know also is the most homosexual. Often say 'No Homo' after small homosexual actions to random people, as if to justify what they just did was not inappropriate.
Person 1: *slaps Person 2's butt*
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
Person 1: No Homo
Person 2: That was pretty homo you weirdo
Person 1: You are such a gay ****
Person 3: Don't worry about him, person 1 must be having a homophobic paradox
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