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Choolyism

A liottle mini religion founded in December 2022, the leader is Čhooly and he focuses on impreoving o0ther peoples mental and pyshcyao khealthĄĄĄ.
Then there is Johnnyism, which is like a subreligion of Choolyism and features Johnny (The leader), both of these leaders are respected and most followers of Choolyism believe that Johnny exists too but they might like Čhooly more and stan him!!! Čhooly and Johnny are friends so cool!
The religion got promoted and advertised with Choolyism and Johnnyism cards, all of which are very unique and stand out from each other, also including the source of the text which comes from the two books of religious texts called "Choolyism Loaf" and "Johnnyism Host".
Čhooly - Improves people's physical, mental, spiritual and other types of health, makes people coolio!!!
Johnny - Gives people assets, improves asset qualities and also makes people coolio!
There is an aesthetic surrounding this religion called Choolycore so that is pretty cool😎😎😎😎😎😎
Choolyism Loaf, Bk. lf. 23 (Bk - Back, lf - leaf):
"Čhooly gifted them with pride and happiness for doing very coolio things. This wouldn't be the last time they would get a present from him as they followed his free tutorial on how to become coolio, the tutorial was around 40 minutes long but every minute of it was worth it featuring different subjects everytime."
Johnnyism Host, Ho st. 102 (Ho - Horde, st - street)
"They laid their hands on the treasure that was left upon them for contributing and sharing Johnny's solutions to many issues and to fix the cause and patch a hole under the cave so that valuable resources would rain upon the citizens for their simple positivity to his ideas and of course, for making the cave natural again."
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Michael: Omg the cards for Choolyism look so cool, just look at this design! (image attachment)
Keiel: Yes they are so beautiful!!!

Michael: I'll send a couple more if you want.
Keiel: I want more!!!! Give!!!
by CookieLikeABookie January 13, 2023
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pulling a chilly

When you fall out of bed naked and everyone in the room sees you.
Dude I was hammered last night and ended up pulling a chilly it was really embarrassing.
by Emars April 6, 2017
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Chilly Willy

To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.
That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?
by Jeremy November 3, 2003
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Challyboy

A term used for a stereotypical Dr Challenors boys school student.

The typical Challyboy will be the following
-Tall height
-Pasty, freckly and the majority of his body covered in acne, especially around the up pointed nose.
-Extremely Racist as are from upper middle class families with no culture or outside life.
- Pick on the weak, even of their own breed of challyboy have no understanding of the word empathy other
- Closet Homosexual as are restricted from female contact
-if not homosexual, terrible at talking to women. (usually stare and perve.)
-bad at sport other than pollo and fox hunting
-Unpleasent to look at and smell
-Walk with a hunched back, nose high in the air as possible ( the alpha male challyboys can dislocate their neck to show their "superiority") and usually in a zigzag as are unable to walk straight.
Why be a sailor when you can be a Challyboy?
by Challenorsnob September 6, 2010
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Wet Chilly

The act of a wet willy with cheeto fingers.

"How to" directions:
1. Enjoy a bag of cheetos.
2. Lick cheesy fingers throughout your snack.
3. Also pick your victim and plan of attack while you eat.
4. After finishing the last cheeto, DON'T lick your fingers, but leave the cheese on .
5. In stealth, get close to your victim.
6. Commence Wet Chilly.
7. Insert cheesy finger DEEP into victims ear.
8. Rotate your finger 3 times to assure a full Wet Chilly.
9. Pull out and run.
10. Whatever you do, DO NOT lick the rest of the cheese off your finger after a Wet Chilly
Liam: "Fuck you Jake, Wet Willys are so gross".

Jake: "Hahahaha. Nah. Check your ear cheab. That was a fuckin Wet Chilly".
by ShredGnarShark October 1, 2011
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texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.
Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.
by Doug December 1, 2004
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Chilly Williams

chilly wills... only better ;)

chill=100%
chilly wills=150%
Chilly Williams=199%
"Hey, bro, what you up to?"
"Chilly Williams... you should come over"
by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014
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