choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005

Choke kink

One person is a sub being slightly chocked by the dom .This is called a choke kink .

"Dan has a choke kink "

by Kai Phantom February 24, 2018

choke and puke

Any restaurant/eatery that serves less than appetizing food. First used by Jerry Reed's character "Snowman" in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.

I'm gonna stop at the service station, gas up and grab some grub at the choke and puke

by Mikey the Sun Demon February 24, 2005