Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.

Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?

by weenie7455 October 18, 2021

Anglo saxon chlamydia

Literally means anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...

by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023

Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries

abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay

by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”

i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022