bow chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.

Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

barrel chested

When the chest is in a barrel-like shape. Normally occurs when a woman is pregnant.

Emily is very barrel chested. She resembles an ape.

by Icey The Wifey August 19, 2006

Chister

Chister means you've been waiting for that one particular thing to happen

I've been Chister for you to get out of the store

by Scared of my own immaturity November 27, 2018

chiste

One badass cuss word invented at Camp Woodward by the 'White Wolf'
Generally used for any cuss word only when sounding natural. Often replacing the word 'shit.'

Clean up your goddamn chiste.
Will you chiste that for me?
Why are you all being so chistey?

by Pi September 18, 2003

chissed

perform a backstreet abortion on a girl after accidentally getting her pregant then eating the evidence (foetus). also called "doing the chiss" and "chissing the bitch"

what happened to you, i thought you were pregnant?

i was but i got chissed outside woodsides

by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

Canyon Chested

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size

Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested

by jessr94 June 14, 2009