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Cohanology 

The ancient studies and science of the Levitical Priesthood. It stems from the Paleo Hebrew word “Cohan” which means priest, and it’s suffix, “ology” means “the study of”. This term was coined by the researcher and YouTuber, Chief Moreh.
Crystals and Numerology are my favorite parts of Cohanology.
Cohanology by Daniel Buffington February 18, 2022
The lifestyle, culture and system developed off of altruistic egoism.
Without a proper education the mind is using conology to network.
Conology by Sharpnbrite January 21, 2024
When your neighbor has an antfarm so you proceed to cum on the ant farm providing the ants nutrients until your neighbor figures out it you and decided to do something about it, when you explain its for nutrients and you stop and clean it up for them. The premise is to keep doing it until they catch you
Neighbor 1: yo i seen you doing chology in my yard and i really want you to stop or ill call the police
Neighbor 2: thats fine with me, don't call the cops i will never do it again and i'll clean it up for you
chology by Miyeo March 5, 2024

Chomology 

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
Chomology by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

Chronology of Events

Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
Chronology of Events by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Kynan Chinaloy 

Kynan Chinaloy is rumored to have a world class scale gyat
Bill Cosby - Omg I miss Kynan Chinaloy :(