CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich October 16, 2006

Chimp

Chimp: someone who is annoying and always runs their mouth;could also mean fat guid

Stop being a chimp, you're so annoying.

by GCast July 8, 2014

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

chimp

A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.

(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."

by magigs October 8, 2008

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 23, 2007