Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Chesting

A motor boat in wich the woman twists to move her breasts and the partner does no work. She just moves in a way that will move her breasts between the other person's head.

She wanted to motorboat me but I prefer chesting

by ShortBitchWithHugeBalls December 26, 2022

Chptering

Using ChatGPT or similar AI Large Language Models to find something out or do something. Pronounced "Chaptering"

Q - "I want to work out how to edit some code in Python, but I'm not great at it."
A - " Have you tried Chptering it?"

by Wump7 March 21, 2023

Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true

"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"

by Shattybatty May 31, 2023

Cheering on people's deaths

Is no different than advocating for the death penalty.

Hym "Cheering on people's deaths is proof that you ALSO want your political enemies dead. Why is it that you think advocating for it is worse? I mean, if you're like Frankie over there, you don't just want them to die but you want them to live a miserable life and die in disgrace and you want YOU to be directly responsible for them having to love a miserable life. Which is just a slower and more sadistic way of killing someone. You're just a big of piece of shit as they are. Don't delude yourself. Rest in piss? Remember that? You're only not advocating for their death to escape liability. And no other reason"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2024

chattering pleasure

when a guy puts his chin over a girl's pussy and chatters his teeth (they are in a cold place)

"yo sandra wanted a chattering pleasure last night, I didn't know what to say"

"yeah she a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 March 12, 2025

Chittering

The sound made when two or more females speak in an excited, happy and/or rapid manner giving a somewhat similar feeling/vibe of a cacophony of birds twittering. Giggling often accompanies this exchange.

The sound made when two or more females speak in an excited, happy and/or rapid manner giving a somewhat similar feeling/vibe of a cacophony of birds twittering. Giggling often accompanies this exchange. "I walked away to the sound of them chittering."

by DryIce92 February 20, 2026