john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" comes from the latin words of "Homo Capti in Caseo", wich roughly translates to "Obama in Cheese".
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a tradicional food eaten in The United States of America to celebrate the precidency of the first Irish American President.
"Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich" is a highly chaloracly dense food, at about 7000 calories per sandwich.

"No, really, i can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or i'm gonna get a heart attack!

by Luk2 December 28, 2022

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

I smell cheese

Can be said when you sense a cheesy and predictable conversation, scene, or event that is about to happen.

Or can be said when one smells some pressed milk curds.

Girl: I love you.

Guy: I love you too.

Random bystander: I smell cheese..

by MoR.PH December 8, 2011

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Master Cheeks

A horny, whiney imposter pretending to be the real Master Chief and dicking around on Paramount's Halo TV series. Master Cheeks got his name for refusing to wear his helmet and now his pants, baring his "master cheeks" around in episode 3 and 8.

Lord Hood: Master Cheeks, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Covenant chick?
Master Cheeks: Sir, finishing this fuck session.

by Johnny Halo 117 May 18, 2022

Cheese Rat!

A person or creature who, while being heavily under the influence of marijuana, scrounges intently through a refridgerator in search of cheese. They enjoy any type of cheese, from blue cheese to gouda cheese. The phrase "Cheese Rat!" is most commonly said in a distorted English accent.

Darryl: "Excuse me, can I help you find something?"
Glen: "Yes, where do you keep your cheese!?"
Darryl: (Laughter) "Well aren't you a Cheese Rat!"

Kurtis: "Look at that guy... looking for cheese, are we?"
Paul: "Cheese Rat!"

by cheese_rat January 5, 2010