flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.

1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"

by Wayne October 31, 2004

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

by His loyal jester September 30, 2006

Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009

Cheetosexual

A name for trump supporters because 1) they love trump and 2) they can finally feel the oppression they want so badly to feel.

Sadly, my parents are cheetosexuals and will never be excepted in civilized society

by Bisexual_mess February 27, 2021

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

Cheetoed

When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands.

"Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch."

by numchuk July 12, 2009

Hot Cheetos

A group with Carley Majors Madisyn House Gabby Brown and Lily Hardeman and Braelyn Gibbons

We’re the Hot Cheetos gang

by Brae Brae 07 June 7, 2019