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Cheeto Benito

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States. "Cheeto" here refers to the apparent orange stain all over Trump's skin, and "Benito" is a reference to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini, whose beliefs and political tactics have been compared to Trump's. Used as a pejorative by Trump's opponents to insult him, by mocking his appearance and demonizing his character.
Cheeto Benito tweeted yesterday that Mexico will not, after all, be paying for the wall.

No US president has lied to the people more than Cheeto Benito.
by Fayest Gaggot March 26, 2019
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cheetogrub

A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
"My cheetogrub cousin says he wants a "beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day" while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks"
by RedReplicant December 2, 2014
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cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
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No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?
by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019
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Cheeto Jesus

So glad Cheeto Jesus keeps MAGA! *facepalm*
by Toprymin February 8, 2017
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cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
by Dreamz July 23, 2008
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Cheating Lesbian

A lesbian that claims she only likes girls but has sex with guys. Cheating on the lesbian lifestyle.
A female who is so called lesbian but still has sex with males.
That cheating lesbian claims shes strictly lickly when she secretly likes the dickly
by Batman&Robbin November 29, 2010
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