A guy who has very high expectations of women, but none regarding himself. Generally a slovenly person who spends a lot of time hunched over a keyboard, and is dusted liberally with Cheeto powder (thus the name). Some of it may be ground into his keyboard and/or stuck on his chin and clothes.
"My cheetogrub cousin says he wants a "beautiful girl that wears makeup, nice dresses, and straightens her hair every day" while sitting there in a pit-stained t-shirt and dirty socks"
by RedReplicant December 02, 2014