Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!

A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....

by I use bald head September 20, 2019

sideways cheeseburger

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.

I had a sideways cheeseburger for lunch.

by youngwallstreet January 16, 2015

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022

Cheeseburgers

The Odd and End Jobs you do to make quick cash for food and livin'

Just picked up a big load of scrap metal- that's a lotta cheeseburgers baby!

by FarOutWords November 19, 2010

cheeseburger eddie

the huge brotha from The Longest Yard who gives all the prizoners McDonald's. He uses phrases such as:

"you always gotta protect the mcnuggets"

"baby backbitch"

"this is some baby back bullshit"

Cheeseburger Eddie got me some Mcnuggets and a Big Mac yesterday.

by Jesus Chaves July 4, 2006

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

by xray500 August 13, 2011

i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger

To have sex with (see "I'd hit it.")

Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.

Wow look at that ass!
I'd hit it like a McDonald's cheeseburger.

by geekjive April 13, 2005