"a ritch tart"
1. a tasty tasty desert
2.that girl in your class who's a bit of a hore. All guys like the cheeseckae cos they're in with a chance, all girls hate
the cheesecake because
the cheesecake belives herself to be better than them because
the cheesecake owns a real designer hanbag. The cheesecake is a a pretty fit bird, but a bit of a chav. She has one devoted side-kick who she doesn't actually like.