A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.
by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017
Get the ninja checkout mug."If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
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CHEE-kon (n) : usually a protein like substance eaten and referred to by drunk or high people. The substance does not necesarily have to be chicken, but should be a protein like substance (eg steak, tuna, lemon chicken). Whats important is that this word is usually used by non sober people and you must point at the item so people understand.
by yourboyTPG July 8, 2011
Get the cheekon mug.After you smoke a joint and start sobering up, smoke a cigarette which will give you extra buzz and prolong the time of staying at different dimension.
by KrolikRu May 30, 2018
Get the Late checkout mug.Leaving a hotel without saying goodbye to the people you are sharing a room with. Like an Irish Goodbye, but in a hotel format.
Person 1: Think we should wait for them to get back to the room?
Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.
Person 1: Word.
by butchasound December 7, 2009
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a person (preferably a guy) who is obsessive, doesn't change clothes, wears suits all the time (preferably black to be like johnny cash) and likes everyone who has a vagina and will talk to him. Will do anything for attention, acts very emo, and is not capable of starting long term relationships because his definition of love is when one has something he likes.
Cheecho- "OMGSH! YOU HAVE KNEECAPS!!! Do me now!"
or
"Wow, you have gorgeous eyes! My place or yours?"
another ex.
-cheecho walks up in his black suit that he wore the previous days-
Cheecho-"Hey guys how do I look?"
People- "You look the same as you did yesterday"
or
"Wow, you have gorgeous eyes! My place or yours?"
another ex.
-cheecho walks up in his black suit that he wore the previous days-
Cheecho-"Hey guys how do I look?"
People- "You look the same as you did yesterday"
by ilovethe80smang January 1, 2009
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