cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man

He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016

last time I checked

The most annoying phrase a person can use to assert their know-it-all "knowledge."

Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!

Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?

Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!

Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?

Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...

Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!

Republican: (speechless)

by JusLar April 27, 2011

G-checked

To be robbed, being robbed, robbing, etc.

Dam, she stole ya money. You got G-checked by her, dam.

by Damola Akinade January 13, 2005

bro-checked

1. (Verb) When a classic 'Bro' archetype clips you in a bar/party setting and keeps on walking. Similar to the way checking is used in hockey.

2. (Verb) A hard shoulder check used to tell strangers that you're an alpha-male.

e.g.; "Hey Betty, did you see that? The huge meat-heat over at the end of the bar bro-checked Thomas as he was walking by. What a douche, Thomas spilled his beer all over himself and the guy didn't even turn around to say sorry. Well, at least that guy looked good doing it in his rhinestone bedazeled dragon themed Affliction extra-medium T-shirt."

by ChrisBru September 27, 2013

kaul back checked

When a defenceman in ice hockey is skating backwards across his own blueline, checking a forward who is enter the defensive zone and he gets and taken out of the play from behind by his own player?

Tyler was checking a a forward when out of nowhere he got kaul back checked!

by Evil Beaver December 14, 2008

Curb Checked

1. When a guy dry humps another man for no apparent reason.

2. When a dude is about to ram his cock in your butthole but misses.

1. Yesterday at work I bent over to pick up a box of chicken and my boss curb checked me.

by P0rn $tar August 12, 2020

ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill September 24, 2016