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Tucker Carlson

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.
by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022
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Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.
"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022
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Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face
Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.
by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018
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Tucker Carlson

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.
The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.
by A great mind... October 17, 2020
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Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.
by clownass December 6, 2006
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Ray Charlsing it up

To have sex with a person so ugly you had to close your eyes like a blind man and think of someone hotter to continue and finish the deed.
IE: James told me he was Ray Charlsing it up last night when he had sex with that fat girl.
by Jrendar November 7, 2009
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corisa carlson

One of the most perfect and greatest people on the planet, some sources have said "you get lost in her eyes" this refers to how beautiful she is and has the nicest eyes ever seen
Corisa Carlson is the greatest person you could ever get a chance to meet
by Wtf is Boston May 8, 2017
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