chummin' for chicks

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.

Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"

by pinchetortuga July 14, 2009

stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.

Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'

by fatduck65 June 8, 2019

sword chucks

A somewhat impractical weapon consisting of two sword-blades attached to each other via chain, used in a similar fashion to nun chucks. They are capable of killing with astonishing efficiency - quite often the enemy.

"Nun-chucks, eh? That gives me the most smartest idea EVER! SWORD-CHUCKS, YO!"
"...That was the worst idea anyone has ever had."
"And how would you hold them, anyway?"

by Aaron Brown January 29, 2005

checksnorter

A person whose very first action after getting paid is to snort whatever recreational drug they can get their hands on and not stop until the funds are gone.

There’s no way that checksnorter can even have a bank account, there would be nothing in it.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

chicks before dicks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

No i'm going to hang with my girls today. Chicks before Dicks anytime.

by Amelia Dutch April 26, 2006

cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008

chickship

chickship is for women the same as a bromance for men.
chickship meaning is two girls who aren't lesbians, that act like sisters, and are attached at the hip.

"hey did you see sandra and izzie the other day? they go everywhere together... they must be lesbians"

"No they're in a chickship"

by 808sandheartbreaks November 21, 2011