Christmas 

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school

Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.

Christmas by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Christmas 

A Day Where you get paid

Cant wait for christmas cash

Christmas by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019

Christmas 

A holiday that is basically the same as Halloween and New Year

1) Uncomfortable social gatherings

2) Kids begging for sweets + money

3) Shops selling cheap tat that goes in the bin afterwards

4) People getting dressing up to look stupid

5) Fairytales people say are real

6) Themed music and movies

7) Crap jokes

8) Christian pedofiles telling everyone they meet theyre excited its that time of year again

Christmas that magical time of year. The 'magic' has nothing to do with a high blood alcohol level.

Christmas by Goth Doll November 1, 2023

christmas 

An atheist's #1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.

Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas!
Person: I thought you were atheist.
Atheist: So?

christmas by abc1840 July 27, 2008

Christmas 

there once was this dude named dude. one christmas morning dude was excited because he had finally discovered the true meaning of christmas. after battling evil in the blistering cold, he had found it. what was it? well the true meaning of christmas is what you believe it to be. i believe it's being with your friends and family. enjoying every moment. and never letting kangaroos steal your christmas cookies

Christmas is awesome

Christmas by Chimeragriffin December 25, 2010

Christmas 

The day when Jews all around the world go to the movies and eat Chinese food.

"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Awesome, I went to see Avatar and then ate at Wu's Kitchen."

Christmas by JSznappy December 24, 2009

Christmas 

A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.

"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"

Christmas by Ley. December 6, 2004