Human Centipede

A siamese triplet created by surgically attaching three people together to mouth to anus. Food from person one passes through person two, which passes and is finally excreted through person three.

Oh, my god! This crazy doctor wants to make me and my two friends into a human centipede!!

by dr.heiter August 25, 2010

Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010

Human Centipede Carousel

The act of making a circular chain of peoples, on all fours, connected mouth to arse hole moving in a circular motion, all munching eachothers buttholes.

Hey Jimmy, fancy asking the other guys if they wanna do a Human Centipede Carousel?
Mother told me to try everything once

by BertJimmy May 12, 2011

French Centipede

a french centipede is when a canadian male has two male genitalia’s aka the penis

yoo did you know pierre is a french centipede? nah bruh that’s sick

by Braden Fredericks July 3, 2017

23 Centimetre Nails

Nine Inch Nails if they used the metric system.

23 Centimetre Nails, or TTCN, doesn’t make a good band name.

by Smith69420 October 30, 2020

Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 19, 2022

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010