Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018

Sweaty Clasler

When a ginger kid named jude poo’s on bread and wipes it on his small dick.

Last night he sweaty claslered.

by Kevkev72 February 19, 2020

Covid Cease-Fire Year

The precise one-year interval between mass shootings in America, beginning with the onset of the Covid pandemic.

Between 3/16/20 and 3/16/21, mass shootings in America stopped. It was the Covid cease-fire year, and who can answer why they resumed with such force.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2021

sister shirley ceaser

U NAME IT!!!! I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes! (Repeat 5x)

HEY DID YOU Hear Sister Shirley Ceaser's new album called "U NAME IT"

by RevJJ January 7, 2017

the dirty ceaser

the act of putting a glass rod down your urethra and bending it like a glowstick and jerk off on a ghost and then consume yourself

I DID THE DIRTY CEASER ON YOUR MOM

by john wilkes booth 2 March 28, 2022

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?

no but really, which one?

physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021

cease si

To kill a black man.

CEASE SI HERDME! (I just killed a nigger, shall we begin to party?)

by The Moses June 24, 2004