Camandermik

Camandermik—harmoniously known as Cam—is the most remarkable person alive. He is quite literally the life of the party. It is astonishing to see such an intelligent man living and breathing on our planet. Women and men run at him from all around, and he gets an extraordinary amount of bitches. He is the definition of a chad, the most altruistic person you will ever meet!

"Wow! Have you seen Camandermik's monkey? What a cutie."
"Cam is so cool."
"S&R will be lost without an SL like Cam!"

by J00NGKI May 21, 2022

Cartmans kittie

Eric Cartmans cat from South Park.
Seems to allways be in heat.

"No Kittie this is my pot pie... NO KITTIE THIS MY POT PIE! Bad kittie!
Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?

by nevets May 13, 2004

catmind

When a human being finds themselves thinking and behaving as if they are a cat.

When I impulsively pounced on his swaying head and nearly bit his earlobe clean off, I chalked it up to catmind ... and I think he bought it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Cartman's Mom

She or he or rather it, is the biggest whore in South Park and when she isn't making a porno film or at a photo shoot for a porno mag she is busy at home cooking for her son Eric. I say it because cartman's "mom" is actually cartman's dad because she or it is a Hermaphradite meening she has both male and female genitals.

Kyle: Oh sick dude it's some German porn site.
Stan: Is it Cartman's mom?
Cartman: (Very Pissed Off) Hey thats not very funny!
Kyle: (In Shock (for some odd reason)) Dude it is Cartman's mom!
Cartman: (Also In Shock)

by Jesus Pimp October 26, 2004

Eric Cartman

A fat, Anti-Semetic cartoon character on South Park.

Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!

by Pogo Labeau August 27, 2005

catmalogen

Irish expression, describing an extremely bad, chaotic or stressful situation.

Town was catmalogen, there wasn't room to park a fecking tricycle.

by Hobopotamus September 29, 2012

Cartman's Mom

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

by Amanda June 28, 2004