George Carlin

The originator of "Truth Comedy," and the One True God

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!"

by the_ruiner June 17, 2004

Caitlin

The most amazing human being you'll ever meet

Sweet, innocent, adorable, perfect, all words like these describe Caitlin, she's just amazing nothing else to say.....she's perfect and she gets blamed for to many things she dosnt do.
"The stock market crashed"
"CAITLIN!!!!!!"

I love you Caitlin

by Mouse👍 May 29, 2016

George Carlin

George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.

George Carlin Quotes

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"People with low self-esteem have earned it"

"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"

by NikSno May 22, 2006

Catalina

Really sweet girl. She has a big heart and loves everything and everyone, she always sees the best in people. She’s good at following other people’s pace and for her the most important thing is to see people happy and she’ll even embarrass herself just to make you laugh. She has a blinding smile and she has multiple laughs, whenever she smiles she can’t see because she’s smiling so hard that her cheeks are covering her eyes. You’ll see her with a different group of people everyday because she likes to be friends with everyone and including others who feel left out all the time. She’s also a little hyper and has a lot of jokes she doesn’t like using offensive humor but she doesn’t mind hearing it just as long as she doesn’t have to go along with it. Everyone loves Catalina and she loves everyone back. she’ll think about all her friends everyday and try to brainstorm jokes to say to her friends whenever they meet up again. She’s very committed and she knows when to be serious, in a relationship she will love you unconditionally and make sure you’re always happy and help you when you begin to have problems. She’s very accepting and forgiving she can never get mad at people because anger is foreign to her. She’s very straightforward if she is upset with something. Overall She’s the most perfect girl and she will never stop showing you the many sides of her she has to offer while she won’t stop uncovering sides of you that you never knew you had.

“Hey do you know Catalina!”
“Of course I do she talked to me earlier and helped me get closer with my other classmates”

by 7117 February 18, 2019

Caitlin

A person who is an intelligent, talented. Also somewho is caring and kind! She is easy to fall in love with, but difficult to fall out of love with. It's difficult to win her heart because she doesn't fall in love easily, but when you do you will have her forever!! She is confident when she wants to and she avoids to show some of her feelings. She is sexy, beautiful, and will do anythings for her friends

Caitlin is someone you will love to be with.

by Caitlin05 January 2, 2015

answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.

The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.

by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015

Calling Shotgun

Claiming the front seat in the car. see riding shotgun

me: i call shotgun
my sister: dammit!

by bezzzie1 April 30, 2004