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texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee
Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...
by headjew March 24, 2010
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Catfetti

The delicate strands of loveliness that fall wherever a beloved pet pussycat decides to sleep. Catfetti can be identified for its uncanny ability to spread to places where a cat couldn't possibly have been: the dry cleaners', the gym or the office. Catfetti has a unique quality, in that it appears white when stuck to a dark surface, yet dark when it's stuck to your best white shirt.
Argh! My tuxedo's covered in catfetti! I don't even own a cat!
by VHiley May 11, 2007
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carlet

A CLOWN. Someone who always goes for people that treat them like shit!!
Damn that girl is such a carlet, she got back with her boyfriend who cheated on her for 2 months
by cutiepumpkinpie April 12, 2020
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Castleton State College

A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)
Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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Pork Cutlet

The practice of dipping your penis into sand while having intercourse on a sandy beach.
Sandy and I had sex on the beach last night. I gave her the "pork cutlet".
by PorkCutlet September 3, 2009
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Kayla Catlett

an awesome girl who will some day make a diferrence, she loves asians and she loves her friends/family. She falls asleep before her friend at a sleepover and her friend may draw on her face will see, and finally kayla is a girl who is loved by most and hated by few (but haters do exist) see u in the morning.
Kayla Catlett fell asleepy on the couch around one in the morning.
by sleepyfriend October 30, 2011
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carlett

To cute for there own good
“She is so carlett” , said the guy
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