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Castris

An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.
I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.
by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014
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Sollux Captor

wwhy so hot

literally tell me wwhy sol is so fuckin hot like mm dayum hubba hubba awwooga
Sollux Captor is hot
by caligulasAquarium.. July 6, 2021
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Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE
by robber canter November 26, 2022
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mr. castro

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
"What happened to Mr. Johnson?"
"Oh, he pulled a Mr. Castro on Sally and got fired."
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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castroid

In video games, the removal of abilities, tools, weapons, etc., usually done early in a game to offer the player a preview of more advanced powers.

In a traditional castroition, the player will spend the rest of the game regaining their abilities to gain access to different areas within an open game world.

(Derived from the combination of Castlevania and Metroid by the cast of the Rebel FM podcast.)
"I felt like a total badass with my wave beam, grappling hook, and boostball until I got castroided fifteen minutes into the game."

"I thought I'd been castroided until I picked up the super-gravity-gun"
by iscariot83 August 25, 2009
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castro street cowboy

a male prostitute in the SanFrancisco area
"Look at those castro street cowboys lined up at the corner!"
by harry nut November 6, 2006
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