Astipated

Someone so stupid, they can barely function in life.

Jake was being extremely astipated when he asked Samantha out.

by CandyGrl January 1, 2015

Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out

I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated

by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

Cumstipated

When you're involved in sexual acts and you really can't cum

Yesterday, I was so cumstipated, it took forever for me to cum.

by Gerald jeffferson May 23, 2019

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017