boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

by blake allen June 24, 2008

boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.

The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.

by blake allen June 24, 2008

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Custerbate

The act of crying while masturbating.

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.

by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023