A Case of the Kaufman's

when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.

girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.

by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012

Joseph Case Junior High School

Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.

Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.

by ih8mylife September 25, 2018

Case Queen

A guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

Strangely the Case Queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. Instead they are doomed to remain collector's items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.

-Jeff's had that vintage Les Paul in his cupboard for 5 years and I haven't even seen him play it once, it's a total case queen

-Yeah, he'll play any of his guitars but that one

by lucothefish April 28, 2012

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

by halls freeman April 23, 2007

Catch a case

A term used as a joke for when an older guy is hitting on a young girl.

"She's too young for you bro"

"Damn I'm boutta catch a case then"

by TrapL0rd69 January 11, 2018

Case of the Tuesdays

The even more depressing feeling of going back to work after a long weekend, and having Monday off.

Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.

Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!

Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.

by mong returns September 10, 2012

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

by texasguy September 28, 2006