A person who works in a kiosk down the center of a shopping mall selling, e.g., neck warmers, cell phone covers, Crocs, teeth whitening services, etc.
Don't make eye contact with the Mall Carney, or you'll end up owning hair styling tools you don't want.
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An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.
Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure
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by John-Norman Smith October 9, 2006
Get the carney mug.An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"
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