cartispics

Cartispics is the study of controversies amongst world religions.

Cartispics led me to knowing about the causes behind the crusades.

by 4yourowngood December 17, 2016

Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

Christicles

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".

Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

cabtastic

An excellent glass of cabernet.

Beverly, that glass is cabtastic.

by leshen25 January 28, 2011