Carteret County

When you photo copied your stimulus check

Haha, Carteret County(ed) my Trump Bucks

by herndonium June 18, 2022

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Carter-ed

To turn one’s female ex partner lesbian or bisexual after dating, usually a result of poor treatment.

Hey man what happened to your ex?
She got carter-ed

by MikhailVEVO October 19, 2022

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When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025

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De-cantered

Decantered. The part of a coffee pot that collects liquid. Also acts and emotion that one can feel. A mix between all emotions. Often used in past tense.

Gia: "Are you feeling De-Cantered today Daddy?"
Anna: "Yes son."

by FatherAllie June 13, 2017

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Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

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