Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013
Get the Carnival Triumph mug.Adjective used as vocative to denote affection, either real of fake. Abbreviation of "primo carnal" which is first cousin in Spanish, to denote that you consider the other person as part of your close family.
by TOTESDUMPKFE May 12, 2021
Get the carnal mug.Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
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To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
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To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/
To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.
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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*
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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.
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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*
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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
by Tonk September 25, 2012
Get the Carnish mug.n: a vagina that likes to eat hard cock. Reasoning is that it's wet & dark in there and most vaginas crave the cock to swallow.
Timmy's penis went hard from seeing this fine ass bitch get naked. He then proceeded to take a chance & plunge his cock into her carnivorous cavern. After several medium paced strokes he burst a load in which the carnivorous cavern was craving the most. Now hopefully a walking ejaculation doesn't result or burning sensation.
by Trees DT November 2, 2011
Get the Carnivorous Cavern mug.The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.
To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.
Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!
by KillaTON February 27, 2009
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