Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.

by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007

carling

Anal sex

Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck"

by enjoy carmia April 5, 2009

closing the loop

When you sleep with the original person that you lost your virginity to many years after having several other partners. This is in reference to the movie Looper.

Looper: Dude I had sex with my high school sweetheart the other day. I haven't hooked up with her in 6 years!!!

Friend: Wow man! don't you think you're a little young to be closing the loop?

by Slimjimrules2 March 11, 2013

carling

Beer brewed in the UK by Coors
A great Pint...cheap and good quality
Also Current Sponsers of Rangers and Celtic FC

SO It'll be another Carling i take it? Hell yeah..cheap and good my man!

by Kev_scotland August 12, 2006

Carroting

The art of becoming a carrot.

Johnny took a selfie of himself and Mark Carroting. It was amazing.

by Cohn Jelly September 14, 2014

Closing Time

A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy.

An example, an office building at 8:00PM
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"

by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016

XXXmas caroling

Having sex in santa costumes while singing Xmas songs

Person 1: Do you want to go Xmas caroling with me tonight?
Person 2: No, I'm XXXmas caroling with my mother.
Person 1: Kinky! Will you shove a candy cane up her butt so she can get that high pitch note?
Person 2: Hell yeah my dude

by anonymous December 15, 2020