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Kim CarCrashian

When someone thinks they look like a hot celebrity and lets everyone know it.... but at best, their the really fugly version, like that celebrity after a car crash.

Source: KC Swimmingly's blog
Girl 1: Everyone says I look like Kim Kardashian...

(waits for people to agree)

Girl 2: Gurlllll..... you do!

Boy: Bitch, maybe if Kim got mangled in a car accident. You look like Kim CarCrashian!!!!!!
by SnogFrog September 14, 2011
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Carcation

Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.
Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!
by squirreltoucher4ever February 14, 2012
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carcissist

(n.)

A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."
by 12wordfield21 February 21, 2013
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carcovascilinity

Carcovascilinity is the study of slapping of the naked buttocks. (N>O) hurm
Damn, he's studying carcovascilinity at Yale, one smart cookie.
by the_carcovascilinitist February 5, 2018
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Carcomymrates

psghetti,breads,paper towels,kleenex and knapkins

from the adult swim show Metalocalypse
Nathan:What are Carcomymrates

Swiskgar: uhh, you know likes psgehtti

Toki: Breads

Swiskgar: Paper towles

Toki: kleenex and knapkins
by suckmynine July 23, 2009
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carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.
"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."
by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009
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Carcajou

I sat in my Jeep, up on a hill, and watched through my binoculars as a 35 pound carcajou took over a caribou carcass from seven 100 pound wolves.
by Marten Fisher June 30, 2006
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