Chassity

When someone does something really retarded

Person 1: I'm done with my homework
Person 2: There's a back side Chassity
Person 1: Damn

by thaboss69dude December 12, 2010

Capasitor

A capasitor is capable of storing energy.
A capasitor is an electronic component that exists out of two relatively large conductor(s), that exist close to each other, devided by an isolator.

This ability or capacity(therefore capasitor) is expressed in a unit: Farad(symbol "F"). A capasitor that is charged with 1 Coulomb, with a Voltage of 1, has the capasity of 1 Farad.

The first capasitor was the "Leidse Fles"(Leidse "Bottle"). Invented in the University of Leiden, by Pieter van Musschenbroek.

There are different types of capasitors;

-the ones that are in you're Personal Computer or Television on "chip-plates": you know those that look like small fixed batteries;
-elekrolythical(high capacity, relative low ohms resistance, generally used for stabilisation of electrical tension (elco)

-ceramical
-plastic "film" as an isolator
-mica
-flexible(for example in a radio to tune)
-oilcapasitors(for high capacity)

What are those things that look like small-batteries on my newly bought motherboard? Those are capasitors!

by Thomas the "Anarchist" February 4, 2006

compassity

The amount of bandwidth you have for someone else's problems. A portmanteau of "compassion" and "capacity."

I'd like to care about your impounded Mercedes, Arnie, but I just don't have the compassity right now.

by fabralind April 15, 2022

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023