I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.

Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011

Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 21, 2009

curtis oil canvas

The greatest football player ever

Man one: hey did you see that football game
Man two: Yeah Curtis oil canvas was awesome

by rickzdrfasfgd May 7, 2008

Yorkshire Canvas

The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours

Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet

Dude 1: Dude, totally

by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 16, 2017

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.

Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020