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The blank internet board which allows people to draw or write on.
You drawing on the e-canvas was great.
E-Canvas by Dark_Dim September 8, 2005

I've got a lot of canvas 

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.
Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

Blank Canvas 

(noun) Used in reference to a very attractive girl's face. A face in which one would like to "paint upon," as if it were a blank canvas. With one's jizz.

"Holy shit, did you see that blank canvas that just walked by??"

"Your girlfriend is way too chunky to be hot, but she's got a cute face; and when she smiles, it's a hell of a blank canvas."
Blank Canvas by yadgerobii April 19, 2009

Kid Canvas 

At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).
So I was having sex with Amy and right when I was ready to pop I pulled out and blew my load all over her kid canvas.
Kid Canvas by Original Fritz December 10, 2008

human canvas 

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.
“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”
human canvas by Meth_baby7 May 3, 2018

Yorkshire Canvas 

The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet

Dude 1: Dude, totally