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(noun) Used in reference to a very attractive girl's face. A face in which one would like to "paint upon," as if it were a blank canvas. With one's jizz.

"Holy shit, did you see that blank canvas that just walked by??"

"Your girlfriend is way too chunky to be hot, but she's got a cute face; and when she smiles, it's a hell of a blank canvas."
by yadgerobii April 19, 2009
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Feb 27 Word of the Day
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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