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Crunching

The act of putting cornflakes inside your foreskin and having a wank, then eat the now mixed cereal out of your foreskin. This is exclusive for europeans.
guy 1: Yo, you crunching later?
guy 2: of course bro! Its soooo good
by Jobama The Cumlord September 4, 2020
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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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Ice crunching

"You see that girl? We were *ice crunching* all day long."
by Footlover41 February 16, 2023
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Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation
Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching
by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023
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Clam Clunching

When you’re in traffic and have a near miss accident so you clench your clam so tight you made pearls.
Omg, I just clenched my clam so tight I think I made pearls ..aka kegels on steroids aka Clam clunching
by Super hot redhead Portuguese, September 6, 2025
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