Cotton Candied

When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details.

Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

candied bacon

Bacon with icing sugar on it

Candied Bacon

by TacobellGanstaz October 22, 2013

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

candiced

when you fuck a girl up the ass then make her suck you off.

I candiced that hoe last night.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007

candied yams

The act of releasing on a girls chest.

Yo I gave that girl one nice set of candied yams last night, ohworddough?

by dubbadoesschweppes July 5, 2011

Cyanified

When a guy gets played by a girl.

Dennis! Marlene was still going out with Judd when you guys swapped spit last friday. Bro.. you just got cyanified...

by pman2343456 February 23, 2010