asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it

Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher

by Hat dude July 10, 2018

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020