When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
by Not a tiny kid June 17, 2021
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Calzone Muncher

A Calzone Muncher is a derogatory term for a person who is Italian or lives in Italy or anywhere near it
Italian: Man I don't know why people hate me
Other Person: It's Because You're a fucking Calzone Muncher
I: How So
OP: You're Italian you Calzone Muncher
by Hat dude July 10, 2018
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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube
My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night
by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022
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calzone cunt

A vagina that looks exactly like a calzone. Normally a meat calzone
Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018
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calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 15, 2015
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Calzone

A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa
"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"
by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 03, 2023
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